Who doesn’t love a good pun? As an Associate Product Manager at Namely, I love creating payroll jokes and sharing them with the rest of my organization.
To add some laughter to your day, here are 10 of them:
What is a Payroll Admin’s favorite condiment?
401k “catchup”
Why didn’t the deferred compensation get the job?
Because it was “non-qualified”
What does a Payroll Admin say when their meetings are running long?
“We’re overtime”
What does a Payroll Admin have on the side of their buffalo wings?
“Salary” sticks!
If Old McDonald was a Payroll Admin, what would he say?
“EEO”
Who is the highest ranking member of the payroll army?
“General Ledger”
How does a Payroll Admin travel around in the city?
A “tax”i
Who is a Payroll Admin’s favorite country music singer?
Johnny “Cash”
What is a Payroll Admin’s favorite musical instrument?
A “Tax”ophone!
Why do Payroll Admins go to the gym?
To get “lien”